One of pastryauntSF's friends got some advice about friendship and women the other day (this is paraphrased) from her mother:
"You can't trust grown (Asian) women with bangs. " Her reasoning was that they try to play the cute, docile asian female role with the bangs but underneath lurks evil...
This got me thinking about another piece of asian motherly advice that a friend relayed to me a long time ago:
The 3 requirements for the ideal wife:
1.
Long neck - not sure why
2.
Has to have older brothers - so they'll know how to take shit from men.
3.
Pale skin - that darker skin is peasant blood from working in the fields.
Any other sage advice out there. Let the commentary begin. Mind you the above advice was not given by anyone in the immediate or extended pastry family.